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I'm not like them, but I can pretend.
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kittyofinsanity:

attackthellama:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday

team i can do math and an excellent english paper, but they will take me four times as long as their supposed to

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

(Source: aceremuslupin)

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confectionerybliss:

Apple Fritter Waffle Doughnuts | Completely Delicious

chillona:

kevinspacedout:

grocery shopping with bae like:

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Ya heathens

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